Simone Biles wins all-around gold at Olympics with floor routine set to Taylor Swift song

Simone Biles wins all-around gold at Olympics with floor routine set to Taylor Swift song Swift’s 2017 single “….Ready for It?” played as…

She brings me so much joy. I’m so lucky to have her. She didn’t know I would be here tonight but a king doesn’t need permission to see his Queen.

She brings me so much joy. I’m so lucky to have her. She didn’t know I would be here tonight but a king…

Elon Musk Says: “Pride Flags Should Be Banned from Classrooms, Permanently!”

In a move that sent shockwaves through social media and the education sector alike, Elon Musk has ignited a fresh firestorm of controversy,…

Elon Musk To Fund New Anti-Woke Show Featuring Tucker Carlson: “We Need More Journalists Like Tucker Carlson And Less Like Rachel Maddow!”

In a surprising but somehow inevitable turn of events, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced plans to fund a brand new anti-woke show…

Bill Maher Confronts Tim Walz on Show, Teaches Him A Lesson: “You’re a Disappointment”

In what could only be described as one of the most awkward moments in late-night television, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim…

Breaking: NFL Committee Disqualifies 7 Players For Anthem Kneeling At The Opening Ceremony, “It’s a New Season Free From Kneeling Wokeness”

In an unprecedented display of zero tolerance for “wokeness,” the NFL kicked off its new season by disqualifying seven players for the egregious…

Tim Walz Is Thinking of Leaving the Country Permanently: “I’ve Lost It”

In what may be the most unexpected twist in a 2024 election season already filled with plenty of surprises, Minnesota Governor and Democratic…

Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Reveals A Loss of $1 Billion Since Going Woke: “We’re Sorry, Won’t Try That Again”

In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the fast-food industry, Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Dave Hoffmann has admitted that the company has…

Mark Wahlberg Rejects Disney’s $2 Billion Project: “No Chance I’ll Work With Them Again, Don’t Need That Wokeness in My Life”

In a shocking and self-assured move, Hollywood superstar Mark Wahlberg has turned down a $2 billion offer from Disney to star in its…

Jennifer Lopez runs errands in LA after PDA-filled reunion with estranged husband Ben Affleck

9 Jennifer Lopez, pictured here on Saturday, was spotted running errands in Beverly Hills, California. Star City/INSTARimages This is her… now. Jennifer Lopez…

Janet Jackson’s ‘apology’ for questioning Kamala Harris’ race was unauthorized

Janet Jackson’s team has denied issuing an apology for her remarks claiming Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris is “not Black.” A rep for…

Alan Cumming jokes that Taylor Swift ‘stole’ his Emmys look with her yellow plaid VMAs dress

9 On Sunday, Alan Cumming arrived at the 2024 Emmy Awards dressed in a very “Traitors” ensemble. Disney Imitation is the sincerest form…